Archive for December, 2006
Proudly Announcing Our New Addition
Sunday, December 31st, 2006 Posted in Muffin | 3 Comments »
Who knew that when we got a new baby it would come equipped with seat warmers, navigation, and a TV? Here is the Muffin proudly standing in front of his new ... Read more..Bump Watch, 34 Weeks: Are We There Yet?
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 5 Comments »
I blog today from the seventh circle of hell, also known as pregnancy week 34. I keep thinking it's not possible for me to get any bigger than I ... Read more..How To Properly Freak Out A Pregnant Woman
Thursday, December 21st, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 5 Comments »
Feel a sense of wetness and look down to see fluid running down your legs and pooling at your feet. Scream in terror because you think your water has ... Read more..Bombarded
Monday, December 18th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 5 Comments »
I woke up today with a sense of joy. I slept very well for a third night in a row (something that has been increasingly difficult as of late), ... Read more..A Household Chore I Will Never Complain About…
Sunday, December 17th, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 3 Comments »
...Unloading the dishwasher. Because I will forever be humbled by the fact that we HAVE a dishwasher. I cannot even tell you how this seemingly commonplace modern convenience ... Read more..Conversations
Sunday, December 17th, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 2 Comments »
Jarrod, just look at how huge I am. I'm like a beached whale. "Oh honey. You're not on a beach." I have filed this right in my mental bank of ... Read more..Michael Karnofski At Your Cervix
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 2 Comments »
Today I had my 32-week visit with the OB, and have the following to report: Blood pressure: 136/75, mildly high but nothing to be worried about Urinalysis: No sugar, no protein (that's ... Read more..A Letter To My Son
Saturday, December 9th, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 4 Comments »
Dear Michael, Someday when you are older you will hear people use the phrase, "love at first sight." As is all too unfortunate in our cynical world, what you will most ... Read more..Fixed
Thursday, December 7th, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 2 Comments »
For some reason the remodeling photos weren't coming through. I think I've fixed the problem. Tell me if you can't see them. Read more..Remodelicious, Plus Bump Watch: 31 Weeks
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006 Posted in Daily, Muffin | 12 Comments »
The Great Karnofski Kitchen Remodeling Disaster Of 2006 has, functionally at least, come to an end. In the last two weeks, we have had cabinets installed, new countertop laid ... Read more..