Archive for August, 2006
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Sunday, August 27th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 1 Comment »
I was in the check-out line today at the market when the checker, a girl of not more than 19, glancced at my belly and said, "Is your baby due ... Read more..Coco-NUTS
Friday, August 25th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 3 Comments »
The term "pica" refers to the pregnant craving to eat things other than food (like dirt, rocks, clay, etc.). I had read about this, but thought, who are these ... Read more..The Orange Menace
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 Posted in Buddy, Daily | 5 Comments »
The night started out calmly enough. In bed by eleven, and still sleeping peacefully and undisturbed at 5 am (a new world record!). And then, a cacophony of ... Read more..Bump Watch: 16 Weeks
Monday, August 21st, 2006 Posted in Daily | 4 Comments »
Contrary to what photographic evidence suggests, I do actually wear clothing besides mismatched pajamas. Granted, by the time my "photographer" gets home from work, I have usually downshifted from ... Read more..On My Kneez Begging For Cheez
Thursday, August 17th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 14 Comments »
I had another pregnant craving the other day for an ingenious little product known Cheez Balls. Two E's, one fucking Z. Cheez frickin' BALLS. Now, it has been a ... Read more..World Record
Thursday, August 17th, 2006 Posted in Buddy, Daily | No Comments »
Last night I enjoyed six hours, SIX HOURS of uninterrupted sleep. That is, until Buddy decided to get up at five am and hork up a hairball. On ... Read more..To Sleep, Perchance To Dream
Monday, August 14th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 11 Comments »
I'm trying desperately to remember the last time I slept through an entire night, an entire eight hours, without waking up. At least four months. Maybe never. ... Read more..Taking Out The Trash
Thursday, August 10th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 2 Comments »
I can remember a time when I had a cute little belly button adorned by a pink belly button ring. That was probably around the same time I had ... Read more..Remains Of The Day
Tuesday, August 8th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 2 Comments »
I have not enough material to craft an entire post, but delight in the meantime in this other random crap that's crossed my mind: 1. If my cravings continue much ... Read more..Curiouser and Curiouser
Saturday, August 5th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 5 Comments »
I can remember a time in my life not so long ago when I foolishly believed that pregnancy meant that your belly got big, and that was about it. ... Read more..