Archive for June, 2006
A Typical Afternoon At The Karnofski House
Friday, June 30th, 2006 Posted in Buddy, Daily | 2 Comments »
Buddy and I are vying for the world record in cat naps. He's got a leg up on me, but give me a few weeks. I believe on some intuitive ... Read more..If You Think YOUR Job Sucks…
Thursday, June 29th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 5 Comments »
...Remember that there are ride attendants at Disney World who have to listen to "It's A Small World" ALL. DAY. LONG. I'm pretty sure there is a special place in heaven ... Read more..The Name Game
Saturday, June 24th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 11 Comments »
Today will be the last post for a few days, as we are leaving on the red-eye tonight for a vacation in Disneyworld! This vacation was planned several months ... Read more..Brush With Evil
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 2 Comments »
Daily Mental Tooth-Brushing Monologue: Okay, Carole. You can do this. Thirty seconds. That's all you need. Take it easy. Breathe through your mouth. Nice and slow. ... Read more..My Cups Runneth Over
Wednesday, June 21st, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 4 Comments »
Before I even start, let me just posit: BOOB ALERT! Any readers such as my brother Matt who don't want to hear about my, ahem, assets, should skip this. The ... Read more..The Wrath Incurred By Those Who Speak Too Soon
Sunday, June 18th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 9 Comments »
You may remember a few days ago when I wrote how grateful I was that I had not been plagued with morning sickness yet. Ha. My friends, here I enter ... Read more..Filling The Void Within
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 4 Comments »
A lot of pregnant women, like my poor friend Carrie, experience the horror known as morning sickness. So far (and knocking fervently on wood), I have only been sick ... Read more..Bump Watch: 6 Weeks
Sunday, June 11th, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 4 Comments »
According to the midwife I visited last week, there seems to be two types of pregnant women: those that take five months to show, and those who start showing in ... Read more..Bloody Good News
Thursday, June 8th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 5 Comments »
This morning I got up, glanced at the smack-addict-like bruises from my recent brush with phlebotomy, called to mind something that Dodo said the other day, and picked up the ... Read more..Hormone-Induced Rant
Wednesday, June 7th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 15 Comments »
Yesterday I had my first prenatal doctor's visit (and by the way, Matt, medical testing proves that YES I am ACTUALLY PREGNANT). The way they do these things in ... Read more..