Archive for March, 2006
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Friday, March 31st, 2006 Posted in Daily | 4 Comments »
One of the cooler things about being married to a doctor (apart from address labels that say, "Dr. and Mrs.") is medical conferences. This weekend Muffin is attending some ... Read more..Hormonally Challenged
Monday, March 27th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 2 Comments »
Maybe I could be pregnant. Maybe Aunt Flo is coming. Maybe I'm just a crazy bitch. Any of the above is possible. All I know is ... Read more..Said
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 Posted in Daily | 3 Comments »
"Jarrod! Guess what! My cervical mucus indicates that I am fertile for the next 3-5 days!" "Good for you. All I need is 3-5 minutes." "The ice ... Read more..A Trove Of Treasures
Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006 Posted in Buddy, Daily | 2 Comments »
Recently we've begun moving furniture around for building inspectors and remodeling and such (did I mention that our house deal closes on March 31 and that we're launching a fairly ... Read more..Overheard
Friday, March 17th, 2006 Posted in Buddy, Daily, Muffin | No Comments »
"Buddy, it seems like I just cleaned out your litter box. How many times did you piddle today? Three? Four? Don't lie to me, Buddy. ... Read more..Childhood Revisited
Friday, March 17th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 1 Comment »
Last weekend Muffin and I took our adorable, smooshy-cheeked nephew Jordan to Tapiola Playground for the afternoon. It was a beautiful, clear day and there were pink-cheeked, happy children ... Read more..People’s Exhibit A
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 2 Comments »
(Click to enlarge). When I pulled this yellowing photo from a photo album, this photo that indesputably shows me consuming tooth-rotting caffeine from a baby bottle, my mom said, "what are ... Read more..Meditations Upon The Reality That It Turns Out I Am NOT Pregnant
Sunday, March 12th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 12 Comments »
High school health teachers are full of shit. Moms are full of shit. Books and magazines are full of shit. Since the day I started my period, ... Read more..Early Pregnancy or Plain Ol’ Bitchiness?
Thursday, March 9th, 2006 Posted in Daily, Muffin | 2 Comments »
Last night, while in a fit of tears because Muffin suggested that it was not the healthiest move ever for me to bake a chocolate cake at 9 pm, despite ... Read more..Caffeiny Weenie
Wednesday, March 8th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 4 Comments »
Today is the eighth day in a row without the aid of legally addictive stimulants. No coffee. No soda. Nothing! The day we got this crazy ... Read more..