Archive for January, 2006
The Shit That Happens When The Muffin And I Decide To Get Drunk On A Wednesday
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 Posted in Buddy, Daily, Muffin | 6 Comments »
Overheard in a drunken stupor at 6:11 pm: (In slurred speech), "Buddy, you don't even know. Do you even know how many sitcoms Fred Savage has been in? Four? ... Read more..My Right Hand Man
Monday, January 23rd, 2006 Posted in Daily, Muffin | 3 Comments »
Things said in the Karnofski household last night... "Jarrod, get your hand off my boob." "But I think it's making my tennis elbow feel better. Sort of like one of those ... Read more..Confessions Of A Car Slob
Thursday, January 19th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 5 Comments »
I come by it honestly. Really, I do. My mother, possibly the cleanest person in the world, the woman whose floors I have literally eaten off of, is ... Read more..I’m Just Saying…
Monday, January 16th, 2006 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 6 Comments »
...When did Jamie Foxx start thinking he was Ray Charles? Yes, the movie was great. Yes, he won an Oscar. But dude, you are NOT Ray Charles, ... Read more..Things Actually Said In The Karnofski Household Last Night
Thursday, January 12th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 3 Comments »
"Please stop humping the chair." "Excuse me. I didn't realize you were the president of the Mark Paul Gosselaar fan club." "With parents as crazy as ours to get ideas from, ... Read more..Color Wonderful
Thursday, January 12th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 2 Comments »
Okay so I've been trying to fix the colors in the sidebar to the right of your screen-------->>> But for some reason Typepad was totally cockblocking me. Anyway, ... Read more..Another Wonderful Term Of Endearment For Your Wife
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006 Posted in Daily, Muffin | 2 Comments »
"Carole, you are like the tard MVP of the tard bowl." Who says true love is blind? Read more..Water, Water, Everywhere, But Not A Drop To Drink
Tuesday, January 10th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 7 Comments »
It has occured to me recently that it could be the end times. Reason being that virtually all of Clatsop/Pacific County is filled with water, water flooding the roads, ... Read more..Buy The Book
Monday, January 9th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 6 Comments »
For several months now I have been kicking around various ideas for the Great American Novel (henceforth known as the GAN). A novel that would break down literary barriers. ... Read more..How Carole Got Her Groove Back (BTW, Clear Cache, Refresh Browser)
Saturday, January 7th, 2006 Posted in Daily | 5 Comments »
Internet, we need to talk. No wait, don't say anything. I need for me to talk and for you to listen (do you even know how many breakup ... Read more..