Archive for October, 2005
Diddly Squat
Sunday, October 30th, 2005 Posted in Buddy, Daily | 3 Comments »
To add to Buddy's latest phase of teen kitty angst, we can add "odd bathroom habits." As I've shared with you before, Buddy's bathroom habits are something of an issue. ... Read more..The Love Between A Husband & Wife
Sunday, October 30th, 2005 Posted in Daily, Muffin | 4 Comments »
"Jarrod, quit being such a pest." "Maybe you should stop being such a pirate whore." "Maybe YOU should get a spoon so you can eat my ass." "God you're such a stupid a-hole." "Ah, ... Read more..Catty 911
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005 Posted in Buddy, Daily, Muffin | 7 Comments »
A few weeks ago I watched the latest reality TV spawn, "Nanny 911." Apalling. Absolutely apalling. A woman with no backbone and too much mascara spent her ... Read more..Goat Happens
Tuesday, October 25th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 3 Comments »
There comes a critical turning point in every adult's life when they take a look around their empty house, gaze at the photos of their children who have long since ... Read more..And Then HE Said, “Thou Bajingo, It Shalt Be Healed”
Monday, October 24th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 10 Comments »
Over the last two years, my bajingo has seen the spotlight more than Liza Minelli. See for yourself: 1. September, 2003: First abnormal pap smear 2. October, 2003: First ... Read more..Top Five Signs It’s Going To Be A Bad Day
Tuesday, October 11th, 2005 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 5 Comments »
1. You're awakened at an ungodly hour by the chirpy voice of your bajingo nurse on the phone reminding you that your latest round of poke the cervix is ... Read more..