Archive for July, 2005
Where Am I Going, Where Have I Been? or, Another Drunken Saturday Night, or A Long Post About Nothing At All
Friday, July 22nd, 2005 Posted in Daily | 7 Comments »
So right now you are wondering a couple of things. Where have I been lo these five days? Why am I drunk (again) on a Saturday night? ... Read more..Does This Thing Come With A Holster?
Sunday, July 17th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 8 Comments »
The last three weeks have been a tour de force of home improvement. Painting, sanding, varnishing, polyurethaning, unpacking, decorating, pulling weeds, etc. Seeing as on a day to ... Read more..Understatement Of The Year
Thursday, July 14th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 6 Comments »
So I might be just a little bit hormonal right now. The intense, horrific lash of smite that I just brought upon our house could go down in the ... Read more..Hot Fuss
Tuesday, July 12th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 15 Comments »
Internet, I cannot take it any more. Why did God give women body hair if we were meant to shave it all off? If I wasn't married and ... Read more..They Say It’s Your Birthday
Monday, July 11th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 7 Comments »
I would like to indulge my own selfishness and announce that it is my 25th birthday today. I am a quarter of a century old. No, this does not mean ... Read more..A Number One Story About A Number Two Experience
Monday, July 11th, 2005 Posted in Buddy, Daily | 3 Comments »
This story is gonna be gross, Internet. I'm just warning you. If you don't want to read a post about me and my poop, you should just move on. For ... Read more..The Things I Do For This Blog
Monday, July 11th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 4 Comments »
I want you to know, Blog Friends, that while setting up my cable service, I chose high-speed cable Internet over HBO/Showtime/Cinemax, which was the same price. I gave up soft-core porn ... Read more..Old AND Fat
Thursday, July 7th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 6 Comments »
My musical theater class is currently working on a piece from "West Side Story," and I managed to dig up from my costume room enough fluffy petticoats to outfit the ... Read more..Huh huh, huh huh
Tuesday, July 5th, 2005 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 9 Comments »
My local server is on the fritz again (quelle surprise), and their recorded message has the following to say: "We are aware of a problem with degraded service, and are working ... Read more..I Think The Kitchen Would Be A Good Place For The Stripper Pole
Sunday, July 3rd, 2005 Posted in Daily | 10 Comments »
After recent complaints from the peanut gallery that my moving/painting clothes are "too nice," today I really pulled out the crappy shit. I had to sift through some boxes, but ... Read more..