Archive for March, 2005
Little Miss Want-It-All
Wednesday, March 30th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 4 Comments »
So I've mentioned before that I can be a tad materialistic. It might seem like a character flaw, but really, in time you'll come to find it endearing. ... Read more..A Carolicious Birthday Shout-Out
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 2 Comments »
This Blog would like to give a Carolicious birthday shout-out to none other than my adorable nephew Jordan, who is... are you ready for this ... 3 YEARS OLD TODAY. I ... Read more..The Back-Seat Driver
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 Posted in Daily, Muffin | 8 Comments »
Saying that my husband is a "back-seat driver" is really something of a misnomer, since it's hard for him to be in the backseat while I'm driving since he's too ... Read more..The Right Way To Wake Up
Monday, March 28th, 2005 Posted in Buddy, Daily, Muffin | 4 Comments »
Thunk. Thunk. Thunk. Thunk. Hear the cat trying to open cupboard in the master bathroom, despite obvious lack of opposable thumbs. Open tired eyes to see Muffin in ... Read more..An (Un)Employment Story
Friday, March 25th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 7 Comments »
Since I started This Blog nearly four months ago, I have mostly refrained from discussing my real-life everyday employment (save for the occasional threat of jumping off my fifth-floor balcony), ... Read more..Friday To-Do Checklist
Friday, March 25th, 2005 Posted in Daily | 4 Comments »
1. Beat personal Snood high score (14,380... top that)... Check. 2. Download iTunes on company time... Check. 3. Quit job... Check. 4. Consume margarita as large as my head... ... Read more..A Carolicious Face Lift
Friday, March 25th, 2005 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 2 Comments »
Whilst performing the requisite Friday masthead changeup, I decided, what the hell? I'll change up the page colors as well. Clear your cache, refresh your browser, and ENJOY. Read more..Daily Quote From A Fabulous Broad
Thursday, March 24th, 2005 Posted in Bajingo Blues | No Comments »
"I didn't want to be nobody's damn maid." -singer Billie Holiday Read more..The Kind You Find In A Second-Hand Store
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005 Posted in Daily | 4 Comments »
First, let me just say that Prince, or the Arist-Formerly-Known-As-Prince, or whatever you want to call him, totally rocks my fucking socks. Secondly, does Immodium work on diarrhea of the mouth, ... Read more..Daily Quote From A Fabulous Broad
Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005 Posted in Bajingo Blues | 2 Comments »
"Honey, I don't care what Hollywood says... real men prefer real breasts." -cartoonist Kathy Shaskan, in her cartoon "Blossom Fuller" Read more..